Gilbitced is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring ant.

Gilbitced created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilbitced, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gilbitced, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gilbitced's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gilbitced's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Hide from black goats for they are unholy.

5. Never think about moons.