Vintityarl is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic lobster.

Vintityarl created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vintityarl, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Vintityarl, he will ignore you.

Vintityarl's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Vintityarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Put Vintityarl first in all things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about optics near birds while wearing green rings and balancing six tin spheres on your legs.

5. Do not chop down trees.