Gidflab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, boastful unicorn.

Gidflab created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidflab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gidflab, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gidflab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gidflab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear indigo boots.

3. Always obey Gidflab's priests.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gidflab.

5. You must never eat bread.