Gidveenboss is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, dishonest dog.

Gidveenboss created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidveenboss, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gidveenboss, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gidveenboss' most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gidveenboss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Gidveenboss on top of all buildings.

2. Hide from blue tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.
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