Bastrillhab is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful aardvark.

Bastrillhab created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastrillhab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bastrillhab, he will turn you into a tree.

Bastrillhab's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bastrillhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Erect six tin sculptures of Bastrillhab on top of important buildings.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bastrillhab.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Do not run in public.