Bonarfban is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, egotistical seal.

Bonarfban created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonarfban, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bonarfban, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bonarfban's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bonarfban's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Always treat ducks with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.