Dubmob is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, strong hippopotamus.

Dubmob created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubmob, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dubmob, she will laugh at you.

Dubmob's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Dubmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Always treat geese with great respect.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Do not dye your hair green.