Tabmiphug is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, fast naga.

Tabmiphug created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tabmiphug, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tabmiphug, it will be mildly annoyed.

Tabmiphug's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Tabmiphug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never talk about mice.