Cipmanciss is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, merciless wasp.

Cipmanciss created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Cipmanciss, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cipmanciss, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cipmanciss' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cipmanciss' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Cipmanciss on top of all buildings.

5. Do not chop down trees.