Gabfum is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, weak rat.

Gabfum created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabfum, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gabfum, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gabfum's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gabfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Hide if eight pigs approach from the north.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

5. Never look in ponds.