Mitkenman is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, thoughtless jackal.

Mitkenman created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitkenman, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mitkenman, she will laugh at you.

Mitkenman's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Mitkenman's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Hide if five rats approach from the north.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never wear coats.