Daplegbud Gatkimsug is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish weasel.

Daplegbud Gatkimsug created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Daplegbud Gatkimsug, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Daplegbud Gatkimsug, he will turn you into a dog.

Daplegbud Gatkimsug's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Daplegbud Gatkimsug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Daplegbud Gatkimsug on top of important buildings.

2. Never hurt dolphins.

3. Never paint your face blue.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Daplegbud Gatkimsug.

5. Never jump near bats.