Dussigdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a small, awesome faun.

Dussigdiss created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussigdiss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dussigdiss, she will make you grow a tail.

Dussigdiss' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dussigdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured rats.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Retreat if five foxes approach from the north.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Do not stand on grass.