Nullpopcem Dodgep is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome toad.

Nullpopcem Dodgep created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullpopcem Dodgep, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nullpopcem Dodgep, she will turn you into a plant.

Nullpopcem Dodgep's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Nullpopcem Dodgep's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never wear violet skirts.