Ruldonhapjamhitgidtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous centaur.

Ruldonhapjamhitgidtetti created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruldonhapjamhitgidtetti, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ruldonhapjamhitgidtetti, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ruldonhapjamhitgidtetti's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Ruldonhapjamhitgidtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Ruldonhapjamhitgidtetti loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Hide if nine manatees approach from the west.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Ruldonhapjamhitgidtetti.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Ruldonhapjamhitgidtetti in the centre of the settlement.