Cidgudkam is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered
squid.
Cidgudkam created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cidgudkam, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Cidgudkam, she will torture you forever.
Cidgudkam's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Cidgudkam's Holy Commandments1. Never hop in the presence of whales.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.