Bonfedbig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil whale.

Bonfedbig created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bonfedbig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bonfedbig, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bonfedbig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bonfedbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Bonfedbig in the centre of the settlement.