Weekamgov is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust aardvark.

Weekamgov created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Weekamgov, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Weekamgov, it will turn you into a rock.

Weekamgov's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Weekamgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine dolphins in a large pit.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Weekamgov on top of all buildings.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Weekamgov in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help swans.

5. Never talk about fire.