Mifloghiv is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic eagle.

Mifloghiv created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mifloghiv, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mifloghiv, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mifloghiv's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Mifloghiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured pigs.

2. Erect nine tin sculptures of Mifloghiv on top of important buildings.

3. Hide from turquoise porpoises for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never eat bark.