Fodrillarn is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering chicken.

Fodrillarn created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodrillarn, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fodrillarn, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fodrillarn's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Fodrillarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fodrillarn's name in vain.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fodrillarn on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.