Fun is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, resourceful crab.

Fun created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fun, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fun, it will turn you into a tree.

Fun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near squirrels while wearing turquoise shirts and balancing four silver spheres on your legs.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.