Budbodgad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful cow.

Budbodgad created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budbodgad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Budbodgad, it will destroy your home planet.

Budbodgad's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Budbodgad's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Budbodgad.

4. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Budbodgad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Feed all hungry horses.