Gamyarpdab is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring horse.

Gamyarpdab created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamyarpdab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gamyarpdab, it will remove you from existence.

Gamyarpdab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Gamyarpdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never paint your feet brown.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always obey Gamyarpdab's priests.

5. Do not hurt aardvarks.