Jannibdadxin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish beaver.

Jannibdadxin created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jannibdadxin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jannibdadxin, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Jannibdadxin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Jannibdadxin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Jannibdadxin on top of important buildings.

2. Never wear pink ear rings.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always treat whales with great respect.

5. Never go into brown rooms.