Wangubtonk is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental spider.

Wangubtonk created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wangubtonk, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wangubtonk, he will try to impress you with trees.

Wangubtonk's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Wangubtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Wangubtonk in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always obey Wangubtonk's priests.