Sawdossdum is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ruthless armadillo.

Sawdossdum created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawdossdum, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sawdossdum, she will be very unhappy.

Sawdossdum's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Sawdossdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never feed beans to seals while wearing violet stockings.

4. Put Sawdossdum first in all things.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near badgers while wearing mauve shirts and balancing six iron spheres on your legs.