Badbinneg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unselfish faun.

Badbinneg created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badbinneg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Badbinneg, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Badbinneg's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Badbinneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

2. Never think about special relativity near horses while wearing blue jumpers and balancing nine nickel spheres on your face.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always pray immersed in water.