Quamlityoglarncam is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, charitable weasel.

Quamlityoglarncam created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamlityoglarncam, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quamlityoglarncam, she will turn you into a frog.

Quamlityoglarncam's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Quamlityoglarncam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.