Cabarngun Gudkanmeg Logzenjan is a god.

He takes the form of a small, witless dragon.

Cabarngun Gudkanmeg Logzenjan created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabarngun Gudkanmeg Logzenjan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cabarngun Gudkanmeg Logzenjan, he will turn you into a rat.

Cabarngun Gudkanmeg Logzenjan's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cabarngun Gudkanmeg Logzenjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Cabarngun Gudkanmeg Logzenjan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.