Popmilbum is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, ruthless deer.

Popmilbum created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Popmilbum, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Popmilbum, he will turn you into a rock.

Popmilbum's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Popmilbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Always help birds in need.

4. Do not speak about tomatoes.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.