Jignulmif is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, humorless crocodile.

Jignulmif created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jignulmif, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jignulmif, it will not invite you to parties.

Jignulmif's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Jignulmif's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four birds approach from the west.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Put Jignulmif first in all things.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.