Litcabsighaptigrow is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish octopus.

Litcabsighaptigrow created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Litcabsighaptigrow, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Litcabsighaptigrow, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Litcabsighaptigrow's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Litcabsighaptigrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

2. Always help geese.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never write about stars.