Ingcissmis is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful hyena.

Ingcissmis created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingcissmis, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ingcissmis, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ingcissmis' most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Ingcissmis' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ingcissmis.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about gravity near whales while wearing yellow trousers and balancing three platinum spheres on your chest.