Piggetfly is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional gnu.

Piggetfly created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Piggetfly, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Piggetfly, he will send you a sign.

Piggetfly's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Piggetfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Do not sing in public.