Habflagvad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent naga.

Habflagvad created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Habflagvad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Habflagvad, he will turn you into a sheep.

Habflagvad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Habflagvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about planets.