Stiktarpwan is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, sage ferret.

Stiktarpwan created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiktarpwan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stiktarpwan, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Stiktarpwan's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Stiktarpwan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

2. Put Stiktarpwan first in all things.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always obey Stiktarpwan's priests.

5. Never talk about special relativity.
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