Rapmapdum is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish dragonfly.

Rapmapdum created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapmapdum, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rapmapdum, he will turn you into a rat.

Rapmapdum's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Rapmapdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about doves.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.