Fodmisgep is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, selfish hedgehog.

Fodmisgep created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Fodmisgep, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodmisgep, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fodmisgep's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fodmisgep's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never leap in the presence of tapirs.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never feed nuts to doves while wearing shirts.

5. Never talk about snakes.