Quartkennarl is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful fly.

Quartkennarl created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quartkennarl, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quartkennarl, it will cry a lot.

Quartkennarl's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Quartkennarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to bats while wearing hats.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Worship no other gods but Quartkennarl.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Always obey Quartkennarl's priests.
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