Dussfenlist is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, omnipotent penguin.

Dussfenlist created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussfenlist, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dussfenlist, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dussfenlist's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dussfenlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

2. Dussfenlist loves frogs, so they must be respected.

3. Always treat seals with great respect.

4. Feed all hungry ducks.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.