Sabqueegxuc is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless mink.

Sabqueegxuc created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabqueegxuc, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sabqueegxuc, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sabqueegxuc's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Sabqueegxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Put Sabqueegxuc first in all things.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Never mention hamsters.