Mumnurapp is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, overgenerous snail.

Mumnurapp created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumnurapp, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Mumnurapp, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mumnurapp's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Mumnurapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help seals in need.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.