Gesstragvil is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered crocodile.

Gesstragvil created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gesstragvil, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gesstragvil, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Gesstragvil's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gesstragvil's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gesstragvil.

2. Always treat mice with great respect.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.