Nell is a god.
She takes the form of a small, unthinking
owl.
Nell created a quark seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Nell, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Nell, she will send minions to preach to you.
Nell's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Nell's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Retreat if nine dogs approach from the south.
4. Do not keep five badgers in a large pit.
5. Never wear gray shirts.