Popragflan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless gnu.

Popragflan created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popragflan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Popragflan, he will turn you into a tree.

Popragflan's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Popragflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention monkeys.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Hide if three bats approach from the west.

5. Never leap in the presence of foxes.