Duss is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying swallow.

Duss created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Duss, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Duss, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Duss' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Duss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.