Nillmin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, duplicitous swallow.

Nillmin created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillmin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nillmin, she will destroy your favourite star.

Nillmin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Nillmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near gulls while wearing gray shoes.

2. Run away from indigo ants, for they are unholy.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Pray towards the east.