Mipsakkim is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured zebra.

Mipsakkim created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipsakkim, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mipsakkim, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Mipsakkim's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Mipsakkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hide from black cats for they are unholy.