Nulnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humorless spider.

Nulnutt created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulnutt, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nulnutt, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nulnutt's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nulnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Nulnutt on top of all buildings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.