Miscarhin is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, weak zebra.

Miscarhin created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miscarhin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Miscarhin, he will turn you into a slug.

Miscarhin's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Miscarhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Fast once a month.